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Word of the day – Raise

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Todays word of the day is - Raise.

Cash in pocket
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Here are some random words that come to mind when I think about "raise"

Payraise

Bonus money

Income

Spend more

Pay down debt

Wasted money

Free money

Gift from the universe

More responsibility

Bigger budgets

Fix the roof

Buy a new car

Buy a new house

Eating healthier

Hire a maid

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Tied into job

Take time off

Invest it

Retire rich

Now I can afford to upsize my happy meal

Buy the star wars memorabilia I always wanted

 

Here are the loglines I came up with today...If you feel a little shorted on pay this year...go ahead and rob me of all of them...

After a bank teller is promoted to assistant manager after 5 years of hard work, and gets a pittance for a raise, he decides to rob the bank.

When the bank tries to foreclose on a young couple after over extending credit to them.  The couple fight back by over extending a wrecking ball into the side of the vault in the middle of the night.

When a mentally disabled Janitor suddenly begins to receive money from god, The IRS sues the man in an attempt to reclaim all the funds to pay for back taxes, and social services payments.

A poor families home is rebuilt by the cast of a dream home renovation show, but the family wins the lottery part way through the construction, leaving people of the town bitter that they did charitable work, for people who now don’t need it.

A 64 year old man is just weeks away from retiring with a full pension, when his employer declares bankruptcy, and admits that the pension fund has been stolen...The elderly man takes matters into his own hands kidnapping the employers family and holding them hostage for the exact amount that should have been in the pension.

A whitehouse cleaner turns out to be the most prolific spy ever, stealing American secrets for 20 years…Now a Secret Service agent is on the hunt to find her, hidden deep in the most secret areas of the whitehouse. 

A geek decides to make money selling Chinese knock off star wars memorabilia with the release of Episodes 7,8,9…but the products have been coated with anthrax, and it is making people sick.

A teenager buys a convertible ‘67 thunderbird  that has been sitting in a barn for the last 50 years, but the car has secret powers to grant wishes…with strings attached.

When a mailroom employee receives an erroneous payraise of $100 per hour instead of $1.00 per hour, he goes on a spending spree of a lifetime…until his Helldemon Employer recognizes the problem and claws it back…literally.

A young wall street executive gets a nice payraise and decides to buy a fixer upper mansion, hoping that it will improve his success with the ladies…except everytime he invites one in…the jealous haunted house, kills her.